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they-chose-family:

precarioussanity:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

I read this post and thought “haha yeah that would be scary” and then heard a baby laughing and FREAKED OUT AND ALMOST STARTED CRYING. I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED.

I FORGOT I HAVE A ONE YEAR OLD.

John Winchester is that you

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

werewolf1992:

the-tavros-nitram:

lzbth:

LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

jaxblade:

a-history-on-your-breath:

sexydavestrider:

thesassylorax:

urainiumbombs:

metropoliskingdom:

osamhungergames:

ask-mr-makarastrider:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

cairothelittlemermaid:

psifreezeomega:

buttassassino:

theslackerhero:

Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?

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Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?

Remmeber when they had Mpreg

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remember when they had a gay couple

Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977

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they put squidward in hell

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remember when nickelodeon had spongebob watching porn

Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…

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Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke? 

Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?

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Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.

lets not forget this

That last one holy crap

Remember when Nickelodeon was actually good besides 2 shows (1 of which is now on digital)

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

I like the idea of taking every woman joke from the last season, and turning them into Moffat jokes.

President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama helped fill backpacks with toys for homeless children at the Inspired Teaching charter school on Thursday. 

A sixth-grader at a Washington DC Charter school elicited laughs from President Barack Obama after she told him she thought the special guest at her school was going to be the singer, Beyonce.